Wade: Okay, what now?
Nate: First thing first.
Wade: Aaah, you had me at “hello” and you know it! Okay, what now?
Wade: Do not say thank you. Do not say you’re proud of me. Do not say goodbye.
Nate: Your zipper is down.
Nate: Made you look.
Wade: You are so immature…
Nate: Thank you. I’m proud of you. Goodbye.
— From Cable & Deadpool #41 & #42 by Fabian Nicieza, art by Reilly Brown
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“There goes my fucking mood. I need a bottle of scotch and some heroin.”